Bloodsucker Anti-Terror Squad is a side-scrolling game that asks “What if GI Joe is a vampire?”

The action horizontal version of BATS (which stands for Bloodsucker Anti-Terror Squad) answers a question that everyone has been asking for years: What if GI Joe is composed entirely of vampires?

The game starts in Washington, DC, where a vampire named Earl Blood Baine wakes up from a peaceful sleep under the Lincoln Memorial-the place where the government-sponsored patriotic vampire rests. It seems that the despicable Scorpion Supreme (the substitute for Commander Cobra) has captured the other four members of the heroic American vampire commando BATS.