As one of the most iconic bad guy groups ever, the Star Alliance lives in the notoriety of video games. Wearing futuristic armor and slimy skin, these creepy aliens look scary and cool-making them suitable enemies for the master chief.
In the Halo series, the Star Alliance refers to the alliance of multiple alien species. They all believe that aliens can one day activate a super technology and ascend to the heavens to join the gods. Although these aliens have a common goal, the organization seems to have some kind of unwritten requirement that none of them can look good.
In the spirit of the covenant itself-this is a highly hierarchical organization-I decided to rank them. However, on this day, I will not rank them according to their strength or intelligence. No, this list will rank these alien species according to their kissing degree.
Personally, I would not choose to kiss any of these aliens. However, if I am forced to kiss them, this is my final ranking list, according to my willingness to kiss them.
1. Elite (Sanheri)
Call me basic, but I can’t help putting the elite at the top of this list. Elites are skilled combatants and technicians, and they are fairly common enemies throughout the halo universe. Elite can vary in height from 7 feet 4 inches to 8 feet 6 feet, and they are very strong. These aliens did what the master master could never do: sexiness. These bad boys stood above the already high super soldiers. According to their biological description, the elite has a four-hinged chin, an upper jaw and four finger-like lower jaws-which means that these bad guys are arguably designed for kissing, which puts them at the top of the rankings.
2. Barbarian (Kilahani)
Because of their grumpiness, I initially placed Brutes at the bottom of the list. However, this article strives to be an objective news work, so I must honestly point out who seems to be smooched the most. By this measurement, I must say that these Halo Chewbaccas should be higher than almost everyone else. Kissing this extremely aggressive alien would make me feel scared, but it’s still better than kissing anyone underneath. Let’s pretend that all hair is beard, shall we?
3. The Prophet (San’Shyuum)
Look, putting the Prophet in such a high position is just that I sold out. These aliens are at the top of the Star Covenant hierarchy and are arguably one of the ugliest creatures on this list. However, their relative position in power and intelligence makes them more likely to be the target of kisses. At this point, I prefer to ride on an air cushion. I just think I can fix them, you know?
4. Purr (monkey)
Some decisions are purely emotional. Although they may be at the bottom of the Star Alliance team, grunts are the most important in my mind-this explains their place on this list. Wait, I’m sorry, this should be objective. Well, all these are just facts.
Of course, there are many things that are not good for them: they breathe methane and have long, vicious nails. But they are arguably the best Covenant species. Lives in groups and is sociable, often grunts in groups, always helpful. There is no doubt that among the aliens on this list, I’m most likely to take a Guru Guru to social events, have a few drinks, and give them a nice big kiss.
5. Hunter (Lekgolo/Mgalekgolo)
Hunters have a dirty little secret: they are actually huge piles of sentient worms (or eels, to be precise). The corrugated muscles under that armor are a group of tiny eels that gather together to form a larger creature. Although that’s not exactly my cup of tea, a bunch of humanoid worms may be useful to you, depending on what you like. Regardless of your or my personal feelings, these creatures don’t seem to have real faces, so they are lower on the kissing list.
6. Jackal or Skirmisher (Kig-Yar)
Jackal has multiple subspecies, but we will only evaluate this person. This species has a “lizard” classification, which means that they are birds and reptiles. I like lizards-they are cool-although I am personally scared by my eyes. I think the experience of kissing someone might be enhanced by the down on their backs. In general, according to my taste, they look a bit lanky and toothy, so I would avoid kissing them if possible.
7. Drone (Yanme’e)
This is a mistake. This is a literal error. I don’t want to kiss the drone. However, if I have to, I will give someone a little encouraging kiss on it, just like I do to frogs. Maybe I will take a picture-just to show, you know, I am funny or something. However, these carnivorous insects have little merit.
8. Engineer (Huragok)
Well, you did it! You have scrolled to the very bottom of this list. I don’t know what this means to you or me. However, let us end it all.
Finally, we have engineers. The engineer is a bit abnormal on this list. They are a kind of biochemical creatures created by the forerunners (another alien race). Although I can continue to explain my exact reasoning behind this, I don’t think I need to explain myself further.only Look In it.