I tried to beat this restaurant by frying each ingredient into a monster dish

When you open a new restaurant, you must cause a sensation. Doing the same old things like everyone else will not attract your attention. Creative thinking. challenge the limit. Put each of the ingredients in the kitchen together and fry them, put them in a bowl, call them frying everything, and charge $100.

Yes, this will make you notice. That will make you the next top chef. Or it will make you curl up in a ball under a tree and your little chef hat collapses due to stress. Either one or the other.