Wordle, am I right? we know. We love it. Honestly, we…may be a little tired of hearing it every day. But we do love it! exciting competition.
Like anything that suddenly becomes part of a huge hit and cultural landscape, there are plenty of enterprising people trying to ride the wave to make money.no always What’s wrong (as long as you don’t try to Selling cloned Wordle apps), especially in the absence of official Wordle merchandise. If you know someone who likes Wordle, you might want to buy them something like a Wordle shirt, mug, or sticker. If you don’t have an official Wordle device, you might look elsewhere.
But in the rush to bring non-branded Wordle merchandise to market, some sellers appear to have a fundamental misunderstanding of what Wordle actually means and how wordplay works. After finishing today’s Wordle, follow me into the pit of bad unofficial Wordle merchandise below.
Hate to break it, mug, but you clearly didn’t get caught by the Wordle champ. The cup depicts solving a Wordle in a second guess, which is impressive. But then… Wordle continues? Does it just keep running somehow? You get three letters on the third guess, solve the Wordle again on the fourth guess, and then break it on the fifth guess, despite being right twice. And there is no sixth guess! This is the worst Wordle I’ve ever seen.
perhaps hold on to this cupit at least knows Wordle’s rules and what happens when you win the final guess, and nicely doesn’t actually print the word “Wordle” on it.
I’m two entries and I’m already pissed off. Yes, the shirt and mug are correct, there is a word in Wordle. That’s what Wordle is for! But you can’t just… I mean you can’t paste two, three and four letter words into a Wordle grid. Wordle is five letters. That’s not even… The O in WORD is yellow to mean it’s in the word, but on the next line it’s greyed out to mean it’s not. It just doesn’t work. Absolutely not. I’m on fire.
OK, I’ve calmed down. At least these are good, positive words – teach, learn, skill, learn, think – and they’re all five letters. This is a good start. But yeah, this shirt doesn’t know how Wordle works either. You can’t go from TEACH (4 letters correct) to LEARN (5 letters correct), then to SKILL (one letter correct, and LEARN should win because all 5 letters are green), and then… well, I I’m pissed off again. I hate this shirt and no teacher should wear it.
Look, this is the right way Teacher Wordle Shirt. is that really so difficult?
I didn’t even link to this. I mean… come on. You printed black Wordle on a black shirt and then just slapped it on a blank grid. You didn’t even try, man. You didn’t even try.
This is a set of stickers, so let’s dig in. “I’ll Wordle” – I’m assuming you’re expressing a desire to have sex with someone, but you’re using Wordle, which means you want to stare at someone for eight minutes, touch the occasional touch, and say “Knoll? Really?”
We also have “I’d rather be Wordling” and “Sorry, I’m Wordling”. I don’t think we, as a society, have really verbated Wordle the way we do Google, so let’s not do that. “Eat, sleep, Wordle, repeat” – I know this is a common entry for games like “eat, sleep, minecraft, repeat” to show how hardcore you are, but Wordle is something you do for five to 10 minutes ? You don’t complete 100 Wordle puzzles in one day. doesn’t work for me.
I have no strong objection to stickers with only 5 green squares. I thought I’d stick it on something.
This is a custom Wordle shirt where you can dictate text so you just fill in a bunch of blanks. Well, though I’m confused by the idea of a happy birthday shirt. One, obviously it doesn’t fit the puzzle, but am I buying this for someone’s birthday? Or should I buy it myself for someone else’s birthday? What kind of gift is that? “Hey, I bought myself a shirt to wear once a year on your birthday. Happy birthday.”
I am not made of stone. A little plush pillow with little arms and dots, eyes and a smiling mouth? This is a lovely pillow. However, if the eyes were correct on guess two, they should appear on guess three and four. That thing should have six eyes and two mouths, and it would be an abomination that should be cleaned with fire. Sorry, plush doll.
Your sweatshirt tells me a lot about you – you don’t know how Wordle works because Wordle words have five letters instead of six, so Wordle itself doesn’t line up.
Also, don’t judge my opener. It’s currently PLUNK, but I change it every few days. You don’t know me, sweatshirt. You know nothing about me.
The refreshing Wordle shirt admits it doesn’t know what Wordle is, so I can’t troubleshoot it just because it’s a seven-letter row instead of five. It doesn’t know!
However, I do question the idea of buying a shirt just to complain about Wordle. On the other hand, spend an entire afternoon complaining about Wordle shirts? This seems fine to me.