Vampire Survivor Update 0.5.1 Takes Us to the Bone Zone

Virus hits vampire survivors already hit Update 0.5.1, released today, adds a new and rather daunting challenge stage to this delightful game. As usual, I don’t know exactly what’s going on with the new update of Vampire Survivor, all I know is that I have to play it: like the creators of Vampire Survivor, by the way.

In addition to the new phase I must highlight called The Bone Zone, we also have a new character, weapons, and two new arcane spells. Like… a dog? fart flower? Last time I had cats, I was told cats don’t like new dogs. Before that time, or before that, there was the element of milk, and somewhere here we had a bear that was throwing grenades. What I’m trying to say here, folks, is that Vampire Survivor was a joyous good time.